random quotes ... to amuse, inspire, enrage:
Many Americans reaffirmed their faith this year. I didn't, because I have no faith. I was born and raised Jewish and it just didn't take. You see, when I was a kid, my parents on the first Hanukkah gave me a top to play with. They call it a dreidel, but I know a top when I see one. And as I looked down at what is truly the dumbest toy ever created in the history of civilization, I thought, You know, I'm not gonna be Jewish for long. Religion is important and patriotism is important, but religion and patriotism without a sense of humor, and you're in trouble. You know that's, that's why our enemy is so frightening, they have no humor... If these people had any humor at all, none of this would have happened because no one could have stood in front of them and said that if they killed themselves in the name of Allah, that they would immediately go to heaven and be met by 72 virgins. No one could have said that because everybody would have known that that's a punchline to a joke.
tagged: religion, Judaism, Islam, patriotism, sense of humor, terrorism
—Lewis Black (comedian)
Archive for September, 2005
Thursday, September 15th, 2005
South African inventor Sonette Ehlers has developed the “rapex”, a barbed female condom aimed at discouraging rapists. A coordinator for Rape Crisis cautions that the device could backfire, and rapists in penile pain might respond with increased violence. Of course, Neal Stephenson in Snow Crash (1992) was all over this idea: his teenage protagonist wore [...]
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sexism,
commentary, female condom, Neal Stephenson, prior art, rape, sexism, sf, Snow Crash, South Africa, vagina dentata, violence.
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Thursday, September 15th, 2005
a little interest of mine: religious texts and copyright. Michael Geist covers a Canadian copyright case by the Watch Tower Society (Jehovah’s Witnesses) suing a website for posting religious texts. [link via boingboing] Scientologists do this all the time: Operation Clambake has its own response to copyright issues. A few cites: Religious Technology Center v. [...]
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copyright, religion,
blinks, Canadian copyright, copyright, Jehovah's Witnesses, litigation, religion, Scientologists, Worldwide Church of God.
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Monday, September 12th, 2005
9/1: Between work-stuff and watching Katrina, I’ve been too busy & too sad to post much the last few days. To sum it all up:, a letter from Switzerland (9/3) [via daily kos 9/4]: Watching the events in New Orleans unfold from here in Europe, mostly via BBC World, we have the impression that the [...]
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environment,
blinkographies, government, human behavior, Hurricane Katrina, Katrina, New Orleans, racism.
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Monday, September 12th, 2005
Dept. of Homeland Security [DHS Website via america blog 9/3]: In the event of a terrorist attack, natural disaster or other large-scale emergency, the Department of Homeland Security will assume primary responsibility on March 1st for ensuring that emergency response professionals are prepared for any situation. This will entail providing a coordinated, comprehensive federal response [...]
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Uncategorized,
human behavior, New Orleans, quotes.
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Monday, September 12th, 2005
hollywood.com 9/12 HOLLYWOOD, September 12, 2005 Wood Stunned by Gay Photo ‘Revelations’ By WENN …………………………………….. Elijah Wood is continually stunned by clever cyber pranksters who try to prove he is gay. The Lord of the Rings star is often caught out by Web sites with far from subtle names, like www.veryverygay.com, when he’s surfing the [...]
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derivative works, queer,
Elijah Wood, excerpta, fandom, queer, sf, slash.
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Sunday, September 11th, 2005
The copyright notice in Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (2002): No part of this book may be used, reproduced, destroyed, tampered with, or eaten without written permission except in the case of brief, possibly coded quotations embodied in critical articles, reviews, and subpoenas. Allegedly printed in the United States of America. For information address HarperCollins [...]
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copyright, snicker,
copyright, copyright notices, culture, excerpta, Lemony Snicket, sf, snicker.
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Sunday, September 4th, 2005
DS: You also suggest that our current system of locally financed schools be abolished, claiming that it perpetuates inequality by allowing suburbs like Scarsdale or Manhasset to spend twice as much on each student as less affluent cities do. JK: Schooling should not be left to the whim or wealth of village elders. I believe [...]
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education, snicker,
bush, politics, quotes.
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Thursday, September 1st, 2005
yet more depressing news: iraq: where people keep dying. A friend recently met with her family who lives in Baghdad, who reported a) her elderly aunties regularly have laser sightings trained on them by US soldiers; b) her cousin’s cousin was recently shot & killed by US soldiers; c) they still don’t have power & [...]
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derivative works, education, sexism,
blinkographies, evolution, iraq war, politics, reproductive rights.
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