random quotes ... to amuse, inspire, enrage:
  Hal had a UniKnowledge module, which was the nearest thing we'd ever get to summing up all human information collected since the days of the Cro-Magnon. It held all the libraries of Old Earth. All the movies, television shows, photo files. Billions of billions of bits of data so obscure a researcher might visit some of it once in two or three hundred years, and then only long enough to find it no longer had any reasonable excuse for being. But it wasn't thrown out. Capacity was virtually infinite, so nothing was ever tossed. Who knew? In ten centuries the twenty years of telemetry from Viking I might be of use to somebody. A vanity-press book, published in 1901, all about corn silage in Minnesota, of which no hard copy existed, might be just the reading you were looking for some dark and stormy night. The UniKnowledge held thousands of books printed in Manx, a language no one had spoken in a hundred years. It held Swahili comic books teaching methods of contraception. It contained cutting-room debris saved from a million motion pictures, discarded first drafts of films never made. A copy of every phone book extant at the time we began to record data by laser, and every one printed since. Fully half of the information in the UK had never been cataloged, and much never referenced in the centuries since its inception, and most of it was likely never to be cataloged. That would be taking the pack-rat impulse too far. Librarians had other things to do, such as develop more powerful search engines to sort through the inchoate mass of data when somebody wanted to find out something truly obscure.

tagged: property
  —Sparky Valentine (fictional character), The Golden Globe by John Varley, 1998, Ace, 0-441-00643-4, p. 378-79.

comments back on & header fixed

Monday, July 25th, 2005 8:54 am

nervously i am turning comments back on. spam karma 2 has been catching all the trackback spam, so i’m going to try it out on the regular comment spam. crossing fingers, knocking wood, and steadfastly refusing to walk in front of my black cat.

also, i fixed the header problem. i still claim that the site renders imperfectly in every browser thus far tested. but it renders less imperfectly than it did, thanks to avedon carol / sideshow who psst’ed about the header in her link. safari & firefox ignored the problem completely but i loaded up in IE and sure enough there was a series of error messages instead of a header. the perils of not browser-testing every time you tinker w/ layout & plugins are demonstrated again.

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