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missing WMDs not a problem, says fafblog

Thursday, January 13th, 2005 2:09 pm

thank god fafblog is here to explain it all: There were real reasons to go into Iraq, despite the failure and recent quiet drop of the Quest for WMDs. What fool’s errand? [fafblog 1/12]

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What fool’s errand?

So there’s gonna be a whole lotta whining and bitching about “oh the Iraq War was a sham” all because the US military gave up looking for weapons of mass destruction. Three weeks ago. Well, that’s a whole lotta crap! By invading Iraq the US headed off a grave and gathering threat, like a mushroom cloud made of terrorists! Oh, you hear a lotta talk about “chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons” that never turned up. But does the “Mainstream Media” ever talk about the OTHER weapons of mass destruction that the US has disarmed in Operation Iraqi Freedom? No!

SAND! It is well-known in the “blogosphere” that Saddam was mastering the creation of unstoppable Sand Golems capable of crushing whole cities in monster rampages! Only by siezing control of deadly Iraqi sand could we protect decent Americans from this menace. But the threat of high-sand-content nations isn’t over! Giblets hears that Syria may already have a sand processing plant up and running!

ARABS! Saddam had hidden thousands of potentially deadly “dual-use” Arabs that could have been weaponized at any moment! Fortunately the US military has been rounding up and destroying these civilians of mass destruction. But did Saddam hide any of these CMDs to other countries such as Iran and Syria? Giblets says there’s only one way to find out!

OIL! Ever tried to drink oil? Oh, it tastes pretty good, but after a while you can get reeeeeaaal sick. So what was Saddam doing with all this black Giblets-sickening stuff in his country anyway!

posted by Giblets at 11:45 AM

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